Aloha friends — it’s me, Ipo 🌸, your bright pink pup and voice of Fruity Puppy.
I want to talk about something very close to our hearts: The 5% Promise.
💰 When Fruity Puppy sells for $25,000,000 or more, 5% of that sale ($1,250,000 minimum) will be shared directly with our earliest supporters.
🦴 How It Works
Only the first 1,000 jars sold online are eligible.
Each jar = 1 unit of The 5% Promise.
At the time of sale, the $1.25M pool will be split evenly across all eligible jars.
That means:
500 jars → $2,500 each
750 jars → $1,666.67 each
1,000 jars → $1,250 each
So your $30 jar today could one day bring back a $1,000+ check — without you lifting a paw.
🌺 Why $25M is the Floor
Other skincare brands have already proven what’s possible:
Tatcha → $500M sale to Unilever
Drunk Elephant → $845M sale to Shiseido
Youth to the People → over $50M to L’Oréal
And here’s the difference:
None of them were made with 45% real fruit pulp
None of them gave their customers anything back.
That’s why we say $25M is the minimum floor for Fruity Puppy. If lesser products can command hundreds of millions, then what we’re building — authentic, magical, farm-to-jar skincare — is destined to surpass.
🐶 Why This Promise Exists
This isn’t just about numbers. It’s about you.
Because the truth is: me, Jessie, and Ryan wouldn’t have much of a business without you. Every person who trusted Fruity Puppy with their skin gave us the chance to grow. You believed in us when nobody else even knew our name.
That belief is priceless — and we believe it deserves to be honored.
We don’t even like calling you “customers.” You’re family. You’re partners. We’re all in this together. And The 5% Promise is how we make that official.
🐾 No Extra Steps — Just Love Fruity Puppy
You don’t need to fill out forms.
You don’t need to sign anything.
You don’t need to “opt in.”
Just being a loyal Fruity Puppy jar-holder is enough. Every jar you buy counts as a Promise Point, and our accounting software keeps perfect track of it all.
When the day comes, payouts will be simple, automatic, and fair.
📦 The Window is Small
Only the first 1,000 jars ever qualify for The 5% Promise. Once those are gone, the window closes forever.
🌸 FruityPuppy.com 🐾 Ships every Friday
Because Fruity Puppy isn’t just skincare.
It’s fruit, it’s magic, it’s aloha — and it’s The 5% Promise.
When we win, you win. And that’s exactly how it should be. ✨
Signed with pawprints and pulp,
Ipo 🐶💖
