Meet your match, humidity
THE JUNGLE
DEFUNKOLATOR.
When heat, sweat, moisture, and friction team up to create unrelenting jungle funk, reach for LAVA-GUAVA BOMB BALM.
The problem
Heat happens.
Friction happens.
Funk happens.
Jungle weather does not care about your skincare routine. It settles into folds and creases. It turns seams, sweat, long workdays, and hard miles into a sticky, rubbed, relentlessly uncomfortable situation.
Ordinary moisturizer is not built for that fight. LAVA-GUAVA BOMB BALM is a firm, concentrated, shea-free balm made for the parts of real bodies that work, rub, sweat, and refuse to pose for skincare commercials.
The response
Drop the balm.
Warm a small amount between your fingertips and press it onto clean, dry external skin. The mango, deodorized cocoa, and 92° coconut oil base softens with body heat, spreads where you need it, and leaves a substantial conditioning layer behind.
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An enemy with a name
Relentless
Jungle Funk.
It follows Ipo and Erv from the farmers market into the jungle. Watch the official LAVA-GUAVA BOMB BALM story.
The plant behind the name
LAVA-GUAVA.
LAVA-GUAVA is our proprietary name for the invasive guava that grows through Hawaiʻi Island lava beds. It pushes through hard black earth with unreasonable determination.
We harvest its leaves for the botanical backbone of LAVA-GUAVA BOMB BALM. The name comes from the land, the plant, and a formula built to survive actual jungle life.
Seven-plant jungle extraction
The crew
behind the bomb.
Whole leaves and tender shoots, gathered where the formula was invented.
LAVA-GUAVA leaf
The tannin-rich backbone, harvested from the invasive guava that muscles through Hawaiʻi Island lava beds.
Stickerbush shoots
Tender new growth gathered by hand for its concentrated plant chemistry.
Ti leaf
A famously resilient island leaf with a long relationship to wrapping and protection.
Papaya leaf
Whole-leaf papaya chemistry, extending the formula beyond the fruit.
Cranberry hibiscus
Deep-red leaves carrying a dense network of plant pigments.
Wild spearmint
Fresh whole leaf—never essential oil—for a clean green edge.
Ginger leaf
Aromatic tropical leaf that completes the seven-plant extraction.
Unrelenting jungle funk?
Defunkolate it.
Two ounces of concentrated, shea-free, seven-botanical bomb balm. Made by jungle people doing jungle things on Hawaiʻi Island.
Get LAVA-GUAVA BOMB BALMField notes
Use a little.
Go a long way.
How do I use it?
Start with a very small amount on clean, dry external skin. Warm it between your fingertips, press it where heat and friction have been doing the most, and add more only if needed.
Why is the texture so firm?
The mango, deodorized cocoa, and 92° coconut oil base is designed to soften with body heat and stay where you put it.
Does it contain shea or fragrance?
No shea, no essential oils, and no synthetic fragrance.
Where is it made?
In a cabin in the jungle on a volcano at FlashTown, our farm and animal sanctuary on Hawaiʻi Island.